Here is the exciting conclusion to last week’s story!
For the record, I really regret the Star Wars crawl…I fear it’s too hard to read, and so everyone will skip over the video…so here is the full text:
In last week’s episode, Queen Mab did her utmost to impress this guy she really wanted to nail. She made sure her hair was freshly washed, bought a new dress, and generally looked nice, much to the amusement of the other women around her. Because she could find no other way to talk to him, she wrote to him on LinkedIn, the world’s most awkward and useless social network. When she finally got a date with him, she paid for her own pizza and her own beer, made some uninformed statements about music in South America, and then faced his wrath at the fact that she had Googled him. (MEN – of course we Google you – have you seen the headlines lately? We can’t be too careful!) So how will this story end? Stay tuned for Part II of…CAN WE HAVE SEX NOW?